Joke Circulating Among St. Charles Faction Democrats

     There's a joke circulating among Democrats of the St. Charles faction in the City of Cortland. It goes like this:
     A Woodster and a skunk are lying dead on the street. How do you tell the difference?
     There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Editor's Note: See Woodsters Euphemism Explained in post dated September 19, 2011.