Sunday, March 24, 2013

Child Swallows Mouse


Auburn NY Daily American Saturday Evening, January 2, 1858
   A broad streak of sunshine shot out  beneath a sky-full of clouds this morning, glowing upon the spires of churches and other lofty buildings, giving the city the appearance presented by a large conflagration at night.
   NEW YEAR DAY passed off very quietly indeed here yesterday. There being no snow, and no merry jingling of sleigh bells, there were scarcely any riding parties. Friends from the country did not come in to anything like the extent they usually do on this festive day. The holiday custom of New Year calls was almost entirely dispensed with, many not receiving a dozen who have hitherto received 75 or 100. So the day wore away with Sabbath-like quiet and unwonted dullness. It is difficult to root out the fallacy that today is not Monday
   The Spiritualists of this city meet in Corning Side Hall on Sunday evening. Mr. and Mrs. U. Clark, and others will speak. Free.
   The county of Monroe contributed, in 1857, thirty two convicts to the State Prison here.
   A Mouse in a Child’s Stomach. ---A few days ago a child named Tomlinson of Green Lane, N.Y. died after a lingering illness. It appeared that in May last the child passed a full grown mouse, minus its head. The mouse had run down the child’s throat while playing in a field near Stone Ferry, where its parents then resided. After that the child continued ailing more or less until its death.---Exchange.
   We never tried it, but we reckon it would bother us considerably to swallow a mouse; still we “kinda guess” it would trouble us more to even attempt to swallow the above quoted paragraph. Bear stories and even wolf stories we take for granted, as a general thing, no matter how “tough” they may chance to be; but this mouse yarn is “a sticker.”

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Exams for NYS High School Teachers' Certificates in 1901


Under a new ruling of the department of public instruction all teachers who expect to teach in high schools of this state will be required to possess certain credentials or else pass an examination before receiving a license to teach in those schools. The following is an extract from the superintendent's rules:
After Aug 1, 1901, no person who does not possess one of the following qualifications or who was not employed in high school teaching in this state during the school year ending July 31, 1901, shall be employed to teach foreign languages (modern or ancient), English, mathematics, botany, zoology, physiology, physics, chemistry, physiography, history. civics, economics, or psychology, in any high school or high school department in any city whose teachers are examined and licensed under the authority of the state department of public instruction or in any village authorized by law to employ a superintendent of schools:
a) a state certificate issued since 1875 by the state superintendent of public instruction;
b) a college graduate certificate issued by the state superintendent of public instruction;
c) graduation from a college approved by the state superintendent, and graduation from a pedagogical course in a university or college also approved by the state superintendent, or in lieu of graduation for such pedagogical course three years' experience in teaching;
d) a Normal school diploma issued on the completion of a classical course in a state Normal school in this state, or in a state Normal school of another state whose classical course has been approved by the state superintendent of public instruction;
e) a Normal school diploma issued on the completion of a course in a state Normal school other than the classical course, will be accepted for those subjects above enumerated which were included in the course completed by the person holding such Normal school diploma;
f) a first grade uniform certificate and in addition thereto a standing of 75 per attained in an examination under the direction of the state superintendent of public instruction in each of the above enumerated subjects which such person is employed to teach.
These rules apply to all cities in the state except Albany, Buffalo, Jamestown, Middletown and New York. The certification of teachers in these cities is under the supervision of local authorities. The following examinations for high school teachers will be held at the Central school in Cortland on Thursday and Friday, Jan. 10 and 11, and should be taken by all who do not have the above qualifications and credentials:
Thursday, Jan. 10, 1901, A. M.—Geometry, chemistry, botany.
Thursday, Jan. 10, P. M.—Latin, French, German, Greek.
Friday, Jan, 11, A. M.—Composition and rhetoric, English literature, physiography.
Friday, Jan. 11, P. M.—Zoology, history. The paper in history will include five questions on English, five on Grecian, five on Roman and five on general history.

F. E. SMITH, Superintendent.

 Editor's note: This notice was published in The Cortland Evening Standard on Saturday, January 5, 1901.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

First Meeting of City of Cortland Common Council


JANUARY 2, 1901

 
MUNICIPAL APPOINTMENTS

 

Common Council Holds Its First Meeting for the Year

 

     A regular meeting of the common council of the city of Cortland was held
at the office of the clerk last night. This was the first meeting of the new board and every member was present: Mayor Charles F. Brown and Aldermen E. M. Yager, E. R. Wright, George H. Richards, T. C. Scudder, R. H. Pettigrew and Vern W. Skeele.
    Reports for the month of December were made by City Chamberlain Maycumber and Commissioner of Charities Schermerhorn and were placed on file.
    The National bank of Cortland was designated as the bank of deposit of the
city's funds for the coming year.
   The mayor appointed Fred Hatch as city clerk and Dr. P. T. Carpenter as city physician for the coming year; also Messrs. W. A. Stockwell, E. M. Santee, John Tuthill, H. S. Bliss, G. T. Chatterton and C. D. Ver Nooy as members  of the board of health for the six wards of the city.
   The mayor also appointed the members of the board of education, the members named for one and two years respectively being the men elected for the term of office for which they are now appointed at the last election held under the village government. The members named for three years are new appointments entirely. The list is as follows:
   For One Year—G. J. Mager, W. J. Greenman, E. Keator.
   For Two Years—F. D. Smith, A. W. Edgcomb, W. H. Newton.
   For Three Years—C. L. Kinney, A. F. Stilson, F. P. Hakes.
   E. M. Yager was appointed acting mayor.
   The official bond of the city clerk was fixed at $1,000.
   The meeting then adjourned till Tuesday evening, Jan. 8, at 7:30 o'clock when it is likely the balance of the appointments will be made.



Editor’s note: Cortland was a village from 1853 until 1900 when it was incorporated a city. This was the first meeting of common council. The report of the meeting was printed in The Cortland Evening Standard on Wednesday, January 2, 1901.
A short advertisement of a cough remedy appeared below the report.

 
The Mother's Favorite.

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is the mother's favorite. It is pleasant and safe for children to take and always cures. It is intended especially for coughs, colds, croup and whooping cough, and is the best medicine made for these diseases. There is not the least danger in giving it to children for it contains no opium or other injurious drug and may be given as confidently to a babe as to an adult: For sale by C. F. Brown. druggist. 

Monday, March 18, 2013

Paine's Celery Compound


 
 
 
 
Best Spring Remedy in the World
ONE TRUE MEDICINE FOR LOST NERVOUS STRENGTH.
Cures Effected by Paine's Celery Compound.
What Scientific Research has Accomplished.
Proved by Success Where All Else Has Failed.

There is one true specific for diseases arising from a debilitated nervous system, and that is the Paine's Celery Compound so generally prescribed by physicians. It is probably the most remarkable remedy that the scientific research of this country has produced. Prof. Edward E. Phelps, M. D., LL. D., of Dartmouth college, first prescribed what is now known the world over as Paine's Celery Compound, a positive cure for dyspepsia, biliousness, liver complaint, neuralgia, rheumatism, and kidney troubles. For the latter Paine's Celery Compound has succeeded again and again where everything else has failed. The medical journals of the country have given more space in the last few years to the many remarkable cases where the use of Paine's celery compound has made people well than any other one subject.




 
PAINE’S CELERY COMPOUND


Women’s Home Friend.


It Quickly Banishes the Ills and Physical Troubles That Are Too Common in Springtime.


   A multitude of the healthiest, brightest and most attractive women of this North American continent are deeply indebted to Paine’s Celery Compound for the blessings of health.
   Women, old and young, know well that this famous medicine is specially adapted for all the ills peculiar to their sex. When it is used, the sick and suffering ones are seen to gain steadily in health, strength and vigor. No room is left for the doubt of the skeptic and stubborn-minded individual. The joyous transformation from sickness to health through the use of Paine’s Celery Compound is constantly going on in every direction, so that those once alarmed about the safety of near and dear ones, now rejoice to see the bloom of returning health lighting up and beautifying features once pallid and wan.
   Paine’s Celery Compound continues to be a women’s best home friend in times of sickness. At this season when the numberless ills of women are a source of danger and anxiety, women stand in need of a disease banisher and life giver like Paine’s Celery Compound to cleanse the blood, restore digestive vigor, to banish sleeplessness, to brace the nerves, to banish the symptoms of deadly kidney disease, to dispel the agonies of rheumatism and neuralgia.
   This is the season, today is the time, to begin the use of this best of medical prescriptions. There is not the slightest reason to advance why any woman should continue in suffering, when Paine’s Celery Compound can be so easily procured. Heaven grant that you may have faith sufficient to use at least one bottle of Nature’s health builder in order that you may be convinced that it is what you need.

Editor's note:
The first advertisement appeared in the Cortland Evening Standard on May 1, 1893, and the second appeared in the same newspaper on April 16, 1902. Milton K. Paine, a Vermont pharmacist, created “Celery Compound” in 1882. Ingredients: celery seed, red cinchona, orange peel, coriander seed, lemon peel, hydrochloric acid, glycerin's simple syrup, water and alcohol. Testimonials of six clergymen were published to assure the public that the alcohol content in the bottle was merely a trace. The medicine was marketed by Wells, Richardson and Co. of Burlington, Vermont. Although rumors have circulated for more than one hundred years, Jeff Paine denies any association with the production and marketing of this herbal wonder product.
On May 2, 1898, the Cortland Evening Standard published the following advertisement:





MORPHINE,
OPIUM, CHLORAL AND COCAINE HABITS
A radical positive and permanent cure

guaranteed in 5 days. Absolutely harmless.
No "tapering off" process – No substitution method.
For particulars, address in strictest confidence:
R. A. QUINN, M.D.
41 East 2lst Street
New York City



The Chloral hydrate drug was described in a New York Times article dated July 23, 1882.

 

Friday, March 15, 2013

"The Wild Animals at the Park Have Broken Loose"


 
 
 
 
 
     On Monday morning, November 9, 1874, The New York Herald ran a front page story of more than ten thousand words about wild animals escaping from the Central Park menagerie (zoo) and terrorizing Manhattan residents.
     The story described the events of late Sunday afternoon. "We have a list of forty-nine killed, of which only twenty-seven bodies have been identified...incomplete list of killed and wounded...the list of mutilated, trampled and injured in various ways must reach nearly two hundred persons of all ages...twelve of the live, carnivorous beasts are still at large...."
     Police armed with pistols and rifles were on the streets of Manhattan hunting down the escaped animals during the night and early Monday morning. The at-large wild animals included a lioness, a Bengal tiger, a panther, a jaguar, a leopard, a puma, an elephant and a "desperate rhinoceros."
     "The leopard, after killing a little child and mutilating several women who strove to run before him, made his way into the enclosure containing the pelicans, the pea fowl and ostrich and killed all before him."
     A proclamation by the mayor (published with the escape story and dated November 1, 1874) urged all citizens to stay in their homes.
     Few readers in their panic read the story to the end where a disclaimer could be found, or noticed the early date on the mayor's proclamation. 
     The disclaimer: "Of course the entire story given above is a pure fabrication. Not one word of it is true...."
     The fantastic story is available on line at the Museum of Hoaxes.
Museum of Hoaxes--Central Park Zoo Escape

Babe the Blue Ox (retold)



Babe the Blue Ox
Minnesota Tall Tales
retold by
S. E. Schlosser

Well now, one winter it was so cold that all the geese flew backward and all the fish moved south and even the snow turned blue. Late at night, it got so frigid that all spoken words froze solid afore they could be heard. People had to wait until sunup to find out what folks were talking about the night before.
Paul Bunyan went out walking in the woods one day during that Winter of the Blue Snow. He was knee-deep in blue snow when he heard a funny sound between a bleat and a snort. Looking down, he saw a teeny-tiny baby blue ox jest a hopping about in the snow and snorting with rage on account of he was too short to see over the drifts.

Paul Bunyan laughed when he saw the spunky little critter and took the little blue mite home with him. He warmed the little ox up by the fire and the little fellow fluffed up and dried out, but he remained as blue as the snow that had stained him in the first place. So Paul named him Babe the Blue Ox.

Well, any creature raised in Paul Bunyan's camp tended to grow to massive proportions, and Babe was no exception. Folks that stared at him for five minutes could see him growing right before their eyes. He grew so big that 42 axe handles plus a plug of tobacco could fit between his eyes and it took a murder of crows a whole day to fly from one horn to the other. The laundryman used his horns to hang up all the camp laundry, which would dry lickety-split because of all the wind blowing around at that height.

Whenever he got an itch, Babe the Blue Ox had to find a cliff to rub against, 'cause whenever he tried to rub against a tree it fell over and begged for mercy. To whet his appetite, Babe would chew up thirty bales of hay, wire and all. It took six men with picaroons to get all the wire out of Babe's teeth after his morning snack. Right after that he'd eat a ton of grain for lunch and then come pestering around the cook - Sourdough Sam - begging for another snack.

Babe the Blue Ox was a great help around Paul Bunyan's logging camp. He could pull anything that had two ends, so Paul often used him to straighten out the pesky, twisted logging roads. By the time Babe had pulled the twists and kinks out of all the roads leading to the lumber camp, there was twenty miles of extra road left flopping about with nowhere to go. So Paul rolled them up and used them to lay a new road into new timberland.

Paul also used Babe the Blue Ox to pull the heavy tank wagon which was used to coat the newly-straightened lumber roads with ice in the winter, until one day the tank sprang a leak that trickled south and became the Mississippi River. After that, Babe stuck to hauling logs. Only he hated working in the summertime, so Paul had to paint the logging roads white after the spring thaw so that Babe would keep working through the summer.

One summer, as Babe the Blue Ox was hauling a load of logs down the white-washed road and dreaming of the days when the winter would feel cold again and the logs would slide easier on the "ice", he glanced over the top of the mountain and caught a glimpse of a pretty yeller calf grazing in a field. Well, he twisted out of his harness lickety-split and stepped over the mountain to introduce himself. It was love at first sight, and Paul had to abandon his load and buy Bessie the Yeller Cow from the farmer before Babe would do any more hauling.

Bessie the Yeller Cow grew to the massive, yet dainty proportions that were suitable for the mate of Babe the Blue Ox. She had long yellow eyelashes that tickled the lumberjacks standing on the other end of camp each time she blinked. She produced all the dairy products for the lumber camp. Each day, Sourdough Sam made enough butter from her cream to grease the giant pancake griddle and sometimes there was enough left over to butter the toast!

The only bone of contention between Bessie and Babe was the weather. Babe loved the ice and snow and Bessie loved warm summer days. One winter, Bessie grew so thin and pale that Paul Bunyan asked his clerk Johnny Inkslinger to make her a pair of green goggles so she would think it was summer. After that, Bessie grew happy and fat again, and produced so much butter that Paul Bunyan used the leftovers to grease the whitewashed lumber roads in summer. With the roads so slick all year round, hauling logs became much easier for Babe the Blue Ox, and so Babe eventually came to like summer almost as much as Bessie.

 

C.C. editor’s note: This folk story, retold by S. E. Schlosser, is reproduced unedited for educational and non-commercial storytelling use. It is used with permission of S. E. Schlosser and American Folklore.net. Copyright 20--. All rights reserved.

S. E. Schlosser is an educator and storyteller. She is author of The Spooky Series of books and Ghost Stories deck by Random House. C.C. recommends her website and books at: http://americanfolklore.net.  

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Boylston Meteor Hoax


     Writing a hoax requires a special imagination and some useful fishing experience. The objective is to snare and hook the reader with an artificial 'lore,' and make it believable.
     “Chet” Hull was city editor of the Oswego Daily Palladium in June, 1859, when he published the Boylston Meteor Hoax. The story ran for three days. The story got the attention of the New York State Board of Regents, who dispatched several scientists to investigate the impact site. Upon their arrival at the alleged Boylston Meteor site, scientists and other investigators found slag and iron scraps scattered in a field. The metal came from the Vulcan Iron Works in Oswego, and was placed there by Hull and his associates. Hull's reference of dogs howling when they came near a specimen of moon stone "with so moony a flavor," in his third news release, should have made readers howl with laughter. Hull also played a part in another hoax in Oswego ten years later. 
     Newspapers at Sandy Creek, Utica, Buffalo, Syracuse and New York City carried initial reports of the meteor landing at Boylston. Later, when it was determined that the event was a hoax, the same newspapers editorialized about the lies and impositions of “Chet” Hull and the Oswego Daily Palladium. The Utica Observer wrote that it was simply a shameless and unnecessary lie.

  

Oswego Daily Palladium                   PRICE TWO CENTS
 
Published daily and weekly by T. P. Ottaway
Dudly Farling, Editor
Chester Hull, City Editor

The Daily Palladium will be served to City Subscribers every morning (Sundays excepted) at $6 per annum.

 
Thursday Morning, June 16, 1859

GREAT NATURAL PHENOMENA

Descent of an Immense Meteoric Body In Oswego County !!

INTENSE EXCITEMENT IN THE COUNTRY.

     On Wednesday (yesterday) morning the inhabitants of the towns of BoyIston and Redfield to this county, were startled by the occurrence of a most remarkable phenomena—the descent from the heavens of an immense meteoric mass.
     The body struck the earth between the hours of 8 and 4 A.M., with a crash that was truly
terrific, and the shock was  sensibly felt and people aroused from their sleep at a distance of five miles from the scene. The body fell upon the farm of HORACE SANGER, situated on the line of Boylston and Redfield, striking in a meadow and partially on the highway. It is estimated by our informant to cover about half an acre of land. The earth was torn up in a terrible manner, and large fragments were thrown a distance of two-thirds of a mile, The mass is very irregular In shape, and rises at some points to sixty and eighty feet in height, and is supposed to be embedded In the earth as many feet. The surface generally has the appearance of iron ore.
     The excitement occasioned by the event among the Inhabitants was intense, and the crash is said to have been terrific beyond description. Many supposed that the final winding up of terrestrial affairs had truly arrived.

[We are indebted to our friend E. S. Putnam, Esq., of Boylston, for his efforts to furnish us at the earliest moment with the particulars of the event.]

THE METERORIC PHENOMENON

Further Particulars

Friday Morning, June 17, 1859

     On the receipt of your dispatch, at Pulaski, I started at once for Boylston, to inspect in person the scene of the startling phenomenon of Wednesday. You probably have received greatly exaggerated reports before this of the occurrence as the whole neighborhood, as in such cases, is full of the most distorted versions. I at once proceeded to the farm of Mr. Sanger where the aerolite fell and collected the following facts which are as nearly the truth as the excitement which prevailed in the immense crowd there would permit and will probably be found correct enough short of anything of a strict scientific investigation:

Mr. Hadley's Statement:

     The atmosphere had been very oppressive during Tuesday and especially in the evening—something similar I have once experienced before a toronado which
I witnessed in the West Indies in 1836. I was awakened about 3 o'clock on Wednesday morning by the room in which I slept being filled with light, and immediately heard a rushing sound like the coming on of a threat wind. This lasted but a few seconds after I was awakened when an explosion description—it was terrific. The whole house shook as if one hundred cannon had been fired under the windows.
     Quite a number of pains of glass were broken out of the windows, and the plastering of the room I was in, came tumbling about me. The light, which was so bright that I could planely [original spelling retained in transcript. CC.] see every object in the room, was at once extinguished. The window of my room is on the opposite side of the house from the place where the meteor fell so that I could only judge its direction. The light seemed to come from some body moving very rapidly and from South to North and seemed to increase rapidly during the brief space that preceded the explosion. I at once started in the direction of the explosion but was unable to find the spot and returned. The spot where the body fell is about one mile from my house.
     This is the substance of observation of all who were near the spot.

     The facts at the time of the circumstances preceeding the fall of the aerolite I have from Mr. James Hadley, a respectable citizen of the town of Redfield, who resides about one mile from the scene and the rest is from personal observation.
     Many were awakened by the shock at a distance of five miles, and until the truth was ascertained, thought an earthquake had occurred.
     The aerolite struck the earth in some timberland belonging to Mr. Sanger. We believe Mr. Hadley’s dwelling to be the nearest. It seemed to have been a spherical body as near as we can judge by the fragments that remained. Its course was from the Southwest to the Northeast and descended at an angle about thirty degrees from the horizon which is proved by its track through the heavy hemlock trees before it touched the earth. The trees were cut through as a cannon ball would cut through a hedge leaving a huge track.The earth was torn upo for several rods and the huge trees are splintered and piled up like brush. One large hemlock four feet in diameter near whose roots the meteor struck was thrown bodily for eight yards cracking the surrounding trees like pipe stems. Fragments of a huge sandstone boulder which lay in its course were thrown in all directions. One weighing one-half ton was found three-quarters of a mile away.
     The aerolite seemed to have been formed of a nucleus of a crystalized substance of a semi-vitreous character but harder than quartz and unlike anything  with which we are acquainted. This was surrounded by a crust about three feet in thickness which was probably the same substance oxidized or changed by combustion. The crust broke off in fragments and lays about the spot but the nucleus penetrated the earth about twenty feet and at the same time we write is set upon by an excited crowd who are chopping away under the impression that it is of precious material of some sort.
     From appearance the outer crust of the aerolite seems to be in a partial state of fusion which is caused, according to philosophers who have written on the subject of aerolites, by heat generated by its rapid passage through the atmosphere. The crust that was broken off by collision somewhat resembles iron ore and the fact that it was very hot when it fell is proved by the grass being charred by the contact. I send you a specimen of the outer crust but every substance that had the slightest trace of crystalline matter which probably forms the nucleus has been seized on by the excited people who from its heaviness and brilliance conceive it to be at least as valuable as diamonds and will not part with it at any price. I presume they will be mistaken sadly but the fever was on them and they could not be convinced.
     This is certainly a phenomenon worthy of scientific investigation and I hope someone qualified for the task will visit it. This is written hurriedly as the conveyance that brings this is departing. I will furnish specimens if I can find them.

                                                                                              Yours, L.

 

THE BOYLSTON METEOR

Probabilities, Improbabilities, And Speculations On The Subject

Saturday Morning, June 18, 1859

     Meteoric bodies, or moon stones, have fell on the earth at many different times and places, and have ever been a source of interest to philosophers and the learned of all nations. Since the philosophers have taken a great interest in moon stones, the story is not to be confounded with moonstones but it would be no more than politeness in moon stones to tell of the finding. Moon stones, they claim, take an interest in philosophers. Whence by substitution we conclude that wherever meteors fall there reside wise men and ergo the late occurrence at Boylston is a compliment and a recognition of the philosophers tendered the people of Oswego County. We are surprised when we reflect on the above explanation that the vicinity of the city has not been visited long since by these remarkable phenomena—considering the enthusiasm with which visitors from other spheres in the shape of spirits have been received. It is not too much to expect arrivals from any stray phenomena that may be inclined for a tour into the influence of our planet.
     We are informed that some free thinking skeptics express doubt as to the occurrence of the event so graphically described by our Boylston correspondent, and regard the meteor as a product of a heated imagination. It may be so. There are circumstances that favor that belief. It is the fact that our correspondent, as we have just learned, has within a few weeks gone over to the Republican ranks. This we did not know at the time we published his letters, and of course do not feel responsible for anything they may contain after that. Still we believe in moon stones in the abstract, and would refer our readers to Andrew Jackson Davis’ “Harmonia” and Hoyle’s “Games of Chance,” for a refutation of the arguments of such as doubt. The first authority will convert the believers in spirits, and the second quid nunca. The rest of the people are very few, and had originally too much sense to require any convincing on the subject.
     As for this particular moon stone, we would like to see the man so contracted in his views as to declare that the great county of Oswego has not as good a right to such lunar honors as any other locality. Can there be a more appropriate place for a moon stone to descend? We pause for a reply!
     Personally the editor has never visited the moon. He is sorry for it, and if his patrons will furnish the funds he will gladly make the attempt, and inquire into the matter in question. Still, with our limited knowledge, we believe that the specimens furnished by our Boylston correspondent came from the moon, for this reason, that they had about them, and even the paper in which they were wrapped, so moony a flavor that every dog that has come near them has set up a howl long and sharp as ever greeted Luna herself on a winter’s night. This we consider conclusive on that point.
     We are not, in fact, sure that it makes any difference that the meteor fell in Boylston or not. It is certain that it might have fell there if it chose! There was no one near the locality to prevent it, and it has induced as much investigation into scientific subjects, and drawn out as many opinions as, ‘a moon stone of moderate desires would expect.’ Whatever is the fact, we trust it has secured several readers for “Dick’s Sidereal Heavens,” which will certainly prove a benefit, and we hope all will find in the Boylston Meteor after the recommendation of the poet—
“Sermons in stones, and good in everything.”


Reference:
1) Fulton History--Oswego County Historical Society
2) Fulton History--"Chet" Hull
3) Sandy Creek News--Where Meteor Fell