Here are some one-liners by subject. Blogger is too lazy to research and identify authors. Readers are encouraged to do what lazy blogger won't do.
LIES
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. (Mark Twain. Blogger lied, and nailed this one correctly.)
A liar needs a good memory.
People need good lies; there are too many bad ones.
Two liars are company, three's a crowd, and four or more a legislative body.
A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.
LOVE
If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty. On second thought, it's a good thing love is blind, otherwise it would see too much. (Sorry, blogger is too lazy to count lines. Consider this another lie -- for love.)
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.
The man who worships the ground his girlfriend walks on, probably knows her father owns the property.
SEX
Among porcupines, rape is unknown.
It was not the apple on the tree, but the pair on the ground, I believe, that caused the trouble in the garden.
Lord, give me chastity, but -- but, not yet!
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women, and so little time.
Sex is the only game that is never called off on account of darkness.
Of all sexual abberations, chastity is the strangest.
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent. (Blogger repents.)
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