Requests for DA Endorsement Declined

     The staff at the Cortland Contrarian recently received a request to endorse incumbent District Attorney Sue Benn for reelection. Supporters of challenger Keith Daydream also requested our support and endorsement.
     As the $119,703 base salary for the district attorney's office was increased an additional 17% by the state legislature this year, we have decided to withhold our endorsements for the major party candidates, and pursue a write-in campaign for our below-poverty-line staff member Sherwood.
     We ask the public to write in Sherwood's name for district attorney in the appropriate location on the ballot on election day.

P.S. Sherwood is licensed to practice law in New York State. So are several other well-known Cortland (male) apes of lesser aptitude than Sherwood.
                         
                              SHERWOOD  

 

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