OLD LETTER TO $ENATOR $HAM
Dear
$enator $ham:
I have
been reading the headlines in our newspapers and I notice a recurring theme.
There is always a war on something or other. For example, War on Terror, War on
Drugs, War on Poverty, War on Corruption, War on Crime, etc.
Tell
me, Senator, have any of these government initiated wars been won yet?
Will the American people continue to have "war on" forever?
If your
answer to the last question is yes, can you and others at least
substitute "more on" for "war on?"
Perhaps you could
go one step further. Sign your press releases "Moron."
Sincerely,
Constituent
Paine
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