BUY A CAN OF F. O.

Let’s give a Bronx cheer for the cacophony made by the monkeys and parrots of the USA political jungle. Thanks to modern media their noise has never been louder. Do any of the imitators look familiar? Neighbors or work place associates? Media addicts or simply old-fashioned loudmouths?

Friend, do yourself a favor. Buy a can of F. O. and use it like bear spray. Protect yourself.

This unsolicited advice comes from Gridley’s Ghost, still haunting the graveyard at McGraw, N. Y.